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kerbin

some planet with some green dudes who like rockets
"i ran out of fuel and now i cant get back to kerbin"
by some dude who likes planes April 10, 2020
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kerb crawling

the art of driving around red light disrticts looking for sex.
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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Kerbsies

A childrens game from the 1980's where 2 players would stand at either side of a road and attempt to throw a football at the kerb, thus causing it to bounce high into the air... this counts as 1 "Kerbsie" attemps at kerbsies alternate except when a kerbsie is scored, in this instance the scorer of the kerbsie gets to throw again.

First player to 10 kerbsies wins - play is suspended when:
a.)a car goes past (although it has been known for players to attempt and score a kerbsy over the top of a moving vehicle)
b.)teas ready

Opinion is divided over the best technique for scoring kerbsies. Many players opt for an over arm 'basketball' style technique while some opt for spreading their legs as wide as possible, getting as low to the ground as possible and using an under-arm technique. Flasher kids would attempt the backwards 'American Football Quarterback' style shot...
"I'm p*ssed bored, fancy a game of kerbsies??"
by tuckmoth June 23, 2004
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kerbumpum

area of the stomach just below the diaphragm. first used by Robert Benfer (aka Knox) in his klaymation "Stomach Ache".
Green: "I got a tummy ache."
Blue: "A tummy ache?"
Green: "Yeah... I got a bad cramp in my kerbumpum."
by klayfan October 16, 2008
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Kerberos

A crude internet act where a woman, usually in a massive multiplayer online video game, posts an encrypted sexual message in a public chat. Usually about her boobs in exchange for in-game money.
General Chat Entrixa: 'i have two large orc stalks in your tangodanjo. Can I have 3 gold?'
General Chat Hundrel: 'dude i think that chick just kerberos'd you.
General Chat Jogfirth: 'anyone have 3gold?'
by IVLeaguescholar March 2, 2011
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kerblamo

An explosion usually relating to an automotive engine. Coined by Steve Matchet, F1 TV analyist.
Kerblamo! It done blowed up!
by JasonS5555 March 16, 2010
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Kerblubble

A word used to describe something that is cuter than cute could describe on its own.
Tim: Omg, she is SO kerblubble!
Hannah: What about me?
Tim: You're okay too.
by 21foxes5 December 4, 2018
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