kersploinky

whenever something goes wrong or messes up

bro my brain went kersploinky there my bad

by vince on your mom August 20, 2022

kersplobblegobble

When you or it does a flip off a bridge and lands on a sea turtle.

Bro did you hear about that guy on the news who kersplobblegobble?

by johncool248 December 31, 2022

kerplookie

To shoot, fire or discharge a weapon at a person of interest.

Ex. I kerplookied that sum bitch!

by Plookster December 12, 2023

Kerploosh

An onomatopoeia used to explain the sound of an object, usually large, falling into water

We pushed the rock off the bridge and it fell into the water with a kerploosh

by Kerploosh_Needed_Mentioning June 22, 2024

kerploomped

The aftermath of getting stoned out of your mind to the point of euphoria and being couch locked. Similar to the feeling of being extremely, disgustingly hungover.

"girl I am absolutely not going out I smoked to much and I'm fucking kerploomped"

by crayonmeltingrat17 July 31, 2024