kerflunkled 

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

kerflunkled by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

thirstily kerfuffled

This is a combination of both made up and non-made up words, used to ruin your friends English project when viewing their work on google docs.

My friends wrote "Oh bird oh bird" so I edited it to "Oh thirstily kerfuffled bird".

thirstily kerfuffled by Kevin, Bob, and Steve May 19, 2022

kurbuckled 

Used in terms to define a situation, person, action closely related to FUBAR. Never really a good thing to be kurbuckled but funny when something is. Used commonly around the Portland Area. The kur- part of kurbuckled is normally said normal tone, but the -buckled is usually said with more emphasis

Can be used in short/truncated; buckled, fuckle buckled.

DAMNNNNNNN! that bitch was kurBUCKLED.

Dawg that shit was buckled....and i mean kurbuckled nigga.

Holy shit why do i get fuckle buckled all the time.

kurbuckled by Gregwhar Smith October 27, 2007

kerfuckle 

A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.

1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."

kerfuckle by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010

kerfuckeditis

noun. A crippling disease that can unknowingly strike nearly anyone at any given time. Symptoms include: being the root cause of but not limited to at least 2 kerfucked situations. Also know as the Midas Touch of Shit but to an extreme. There is no know cure but it is said to leave as quickly as it had shown up.

Haven't you heard? He's got the Kerfuckeditis!

kerfuckeditis by scufff February 23, 2011

kerbuckle 

It's when you're in a middle of a bad situation that makes you ponder how to fix the problems you are facing

Oh no!! winnie had made the situation so dire, we are in a kerbuckle

kerbuckle by byzzzzzzz December 5, 2021

kerfunklepop 

Outlandish; used to describe an incomprehensible statement or sound.

Gary: *makes a disgusting ass noise*

Leon: “Tf was that kerfunklepop bro?”

kerfunklepop by Ackipoto April 9, 2022