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Man Kabob

(n) An efficient method of sexual intercourse for gay males. Lining up in a single-file line with the shortest male in back, insert your penis into the anus of the person directly in front of you until a linked chain is formed. Proceed with a repeating back-and-forth motion of the pelvis, alternating direction with the person in front of you until every man has been satisfied.

Since the shortest person, also known as the "caboose" or the "bitch", will normally ALWAYS be in back, it is considerate to allow them to be in front on occasion so that they may experience anal stimulation. This can be achieved by finding some bricks or a small table for them to stand on so that they are a more suitable height for the tallest of the group.

If you can collaborate a large enough group, a ring formation can also be formed. This is known as a Mexican Firing Squad.
Homosexual #1: This study group is really boring. I'd much rather be making a Man Kabob.
Homosexual #2: Yeah, I agree, let's wrap it up in 10 or 15 and go back to my apartment.
Homosexual #3: Sounds like fun, but I'm the shortest one here, and I prefer to take it.
Homosexual #4: That's okay, we can pick up a cinder block on the way.
by Robstoppable December 8, 2007
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areola kabob

A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilling it.
When her tit popped out of her dress, her areola kabob held it open long enough for all to see.
by CIV June 1, 2006
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afghan kabob

best restaurant ever, period. favorite lunchtime hangout of the Mt.Lebo Model UN team when visiting Baltimore. Run by a kindly arab man who gave us free rice pudding this one time.
kid a: ugh, my committee was awful! my resolution got totally shot down by China!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!
by me February 7, 2005
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Sob Kabob

A totally hott girl who loves to go out and party. Most recognizable by her skinny body and huge boobs, she is often called a stick with boobs. Sob Kabob may get overwhelmed at times, but guys are more than happy to buy her drinks, especially when they hear her boyfriend just broke up with her! Boys drool over Sob Kabob. She probably belongs in Hollywood.
Sob Kabob is totally the hottest girl at the bar.
by Jungle Giirl March 7, 2011
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bitch-kabob

When two or more women are skewered on one man's penis.
person 1: Man that party was crazy last night.
person 2: Yeah brah, I had these three girls on a bitch-kabob. It was freaky.
by T-Pain Sizzlin' September 8, 2009
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drunk slob kabob

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.
OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!
by arm&hammer February 20, 2010
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Jamaican Shish Kabob

Shitting on the face of a passed out person usually in the form of a diarrhea like or wet consistency.
That was about as bad as when Charlie got Jamaican Shish Kabobed last New Years!
by RickySpanish20 December 31, 2014
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