conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.

"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008

Ass Jackers

Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.

Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.

by LMV January 2, 2009

jocker

a person who copies something exactly from another

"Quit jocking my style."

by john March 27, 2004

Jackermitting

The act of masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties tied to your head to blind yourself.

Dude, I felt so good jackermitting yesterday.

by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

camel jacker

1.a person who wanks or jacks off camels, usually a racial slur towards middle eastern or Arabic decent.
2. a person who hijacks camels of middle eastern decent

cameljacker camel jacker

by superdddsuperddd June 15, 2010

jucket

hillbilly, hick, redneck. Someone who is poor. Chace Rd., freetown, Ma is the primary habitat for these creatures. variations include juck and juckster(never used) almost exclusively used in Freetown and Lakeville Massachusetts.

Look at those people commiting incest, what juckets.

by Juck April 3, 2006

Jucket bucket

A shitbox car, usually over ten years old, different color doors, and a stereo that is worth more than the car.

Look at that jucket bucket. I bet he's been driving on that spare tire for 5 months.

by Rikki 2 times February 21, 2008