jonser

Someone who is always in need of drugs or never has cigarettes and always asks for one.

That dude is such a jonser, he's ran out of coke days ago.

by Jonesy602az April 22, 2008

jonser

a joke,or idiot, mess, or anything else negative referring to the person being a dumbass.

mike listens to screamo. what a jonser

by jacob wiskel August 8, 2006

Jeyser

A person who wants nothing more in the world than to love and be loved.

Jeyser is sad because she gives love but does not receive any of it.

by LG24 June 7, 2021

Joyner surprise

A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.

Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.

by Donavon L. January 3, 2008

josserand

Any metal heads, with really pretty hair and awesome shirts, who smoke pot.

The band(s) 'Kind Diamond, Dark Angel, and/or Iron Maiden.

by Grundel haha May 5, 2005

joser

to break (something) into pieces; smash; shatter

Julia willfully josered Dylan's glass tall vase by hitting it with a fat wooden baseball bat. (baseball bat is also known as "frettle bat".)

by forehard bill July 19, 2018

Joyner

Another name for hard on homosexual. A Joyner usually has huge boobs for a guy. They play the french horn but suck at it. Most have curly hair and a face that always makes them look constipated. They have a high voice too. They may seem nice but will stab you in the back eventually.

Jeanie: Hey remember when we glued maxi pads to Joyner's car?
John: I so totally do!
Jeanie: Im glad he got use out of them though...

by awesomeness09765321 November 29, 2011