Banana jizzler

Take a banana.

Proceed to jack off.

Jizz on the banana.
Stick the banana up the girls vagina.
Proceed.

dude, me and Sally tried the banana jizzler.

Hardcore bro.

by rysterryn March 3, 2011

jizzburn

When you get heartburn-like symptoms after swallowing a big load of jizz.

Cullen gets jizzburn alot because he's not a spitter.

by tits r tits February 15, 2008

Jizzturtle

A small turtle, in which you can jizz in.

"Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!"-Said Horny Jamal

by N ate Efron December 12, 2008

Jizzler

3 dicks braided into a twister

Lebron: Hey John and Dan, do you wanna make a jizzler?

by mcpoopymypants May 30, 2021

jizzler

very fat; ball shaped; fucks ugly chicks; apetitie that can never be satisfied; likes to talk shit behind friends backs

you should go to the gym fatass before you look like jizzler.

by james jigsaw December 20, 2008

Jizzler

First sticking finger up arse, then cumming on the same finger. With the arse-stuck jizz-covered finger, you proceed to rub it over the top of someones lip (like Hitler's famous moustache) whilst they are asleep.

Ned, I'm going to Jizzler you when you are asleep.

by YouGotJizzlered May 31, 2009

JIZZLER

A kid who beats his meat in the school bathroom and gets a picture take of them which then gets spread around the school and causes the person to be called the JIZZLER

Griffin is a JIZZLER

by Lamesjrhru June 6, 2022