Jimit

is a mad, crazy s.o.b but they are sexy as they come. They drive people around him insane but have something about him that makes you just fall in love with him

e.g. JIMIT- hires hookers to flirt with his friends just for his own amusement

by ssss-22 December 23, 2009

Jizztyping

The act of typing while thinking, reading or looking at anything related to Robert Pattinson (a.k.a. feeding your Robsession).

I was totally jizztyping when those shirtless Rob pics showed up on the internet.

by emeseis May 28, 2009

jizztin

a septicle used for the collection of semen

girl: ewww not in my hair justin...use this jizztin!! <hands justin a glass>

by Justin Wee March 16, 2008

jizztake

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.

girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...

by getdhood February 4, 2010

Jibity Jew

A Jewish person that won't shut the fuck up.

Larry Goodman came in and started to Jibity Jew at me. I finally had to tell him to shut the fuck up.

by CornHoleCreamPie January 19, 2006

jiztrap

the little ball at the back of a girls throat that catches all of the jiz.

jeff laux has a jizstrap

by brian kircher June 25, 2003

jizztory

history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.

Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"

by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008