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Stool jewels

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Bits of corn in your feces.
Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.
by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017
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A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.
Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.
by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019
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crown jewels

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Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...
The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!
by Stephanie6977 November 7, 2011
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clown jewels

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The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.
His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.
by GarageRat August 8, 2014
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Hip hop jewels

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When you stick your balls in a woman's mouth and shake them.
I shook my hip hop jewels in that bitch's mouth.
by Tiggman July 15, 2015
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