jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.

Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.

by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018

jakobien

A Jakobien is a very ambitious AND emancipated girl, they never give up. They always go for it, they care a lot for others. Jakobiens also rarely confess they need help or are in pain, except it really hurts. So when you hear a Jakobien is in pain, they really are

Person 1: “Omg that girl I met at the women’s rights protest wants to become a doctor!”

Person 2: “She is such a Jakobien, right?”

by Elle Sewlynn November 21, 2021

Jakobie

A goated person and never misses

I think jakobie is peak

by Jakobie Callaway April 29, 2022

jacobien

A beautifull lady who is a little bit (a lot) of a junk

Omg youre so jacobien

by Bambammm July 12, 2022

Jacobie Sawmiller

The Guy

Look its Jacobie Sawmiller

by Jimyjsj October 30, 2022

Jacobie

jacobie is a hot sexy man. he has huge muscles with a HUGEEE cock. hes such a handsome man, everyone wants to be with him.

“i love jacobie”
“i wish i was with jacobie”
“hes so awesome

by fartsniffer36 November 20, 2023