Private investigator 

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

Private investigator by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

Infesticated 

(adj.) (southern American states) The state of being infested. Occupation of one's life by a disease, lowly group of individuals, parasites, incects, etc.

Ray is infesticated with crabs ever since he started scroggin' that Reeta.

Infesticated by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

inventigate 

v - to arrive at a conclusion via spurious, lazy, or entirely made up research. to seek truthiness.

Thanks to the journalistic integrity of this local newspaper, we can be sure that these incredibly out-of-context quotations were thoroughly inventigated.

inventigate by menace to propriety August 15, 2009

scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds

With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.

scooby-doo investigating by Shimabuku August 21, 2009

investiHATE 

Investigating a person for the main or sole purpose of hating on them.

I have to investiHATE this new guy that my homegirl is seeing

investiHATE by A. Neal January 23, 2008

Military Police Investigations 

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.

Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”

Military Police Investigations by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020

no investigation required 

the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions

Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday

Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live?

Me: Yo chill no investigation required

no investigation required by jdsos March 16, 2009