Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021

InstaBeef

Beef or some form of aggression/hate, between 2 people, formed from an argument or insulting comment on Instagram or any other social media.

I can't believe she made that comment! Now we got #InstaBeef!

by MentallyEvolved September 9, 2018

Instafamous

Instafamous is where women usually suckers guys off of dating sites to follow their Instagram so they get more likes and feel better about themselves. In reality they all post the same exact things and their life isn’t as exciting as they make it seem.

If Instagram were to shut down tomorrow all these women would go from instafamous to instanobody and have to get a real job.

by Unknown reaper7 April 28, 2019

Instacream

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you

Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream

by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007

insta-hater

someone you've just met and make an effort to talk to that takes an instant and intense disliking to you regardless of whether they have an actual reason for doing so (usually combined with glares or snide comments).

I tried to befriend Sam but she was such an insta-hater that she just iced me out before I even talked to her.

by jilljillbeanbag November 25, 2009

Instachub

When something is so hot that it give you a chubby (partial erection) instantly.

Seeing Jessica Alba in a 2 piece gave me an instachub!

by rMace703 May 6, 2011

Insta troll

Don’t use insta

Or apps really

Or my phone unless I have to …

Insta …

The troll …

Pretend not of course..

But we both know …

Who you are is less clear of course

Trip trap trip trap

Insta troll synchronising my life …

Even when it’s vague …

Must be coincidence…

…

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023