instafold

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Folding"

With the blinds up to $10,000-$20,000, I instafolded my 10/2 off suit

by Steelheader August 6, 2008

instafront

To front on Instagram ....In other words, to post a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.

Mom can you take a picture of me next to your Corvette while I hold your money? I'm about to instafront on these hoes.

by J Dolla of North Highlands Ca March 8, 2014

insta-lurking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016

Instacunt

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.

I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.

by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009

Instacart

A grocery delivery service where some stranger drives to your house with the groceries you order on it.

I need some stuff but I have to take care of my grandma for the day. I'll just Instacart it.

by legal4s April 14, 2021

InstaBitch

A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.

Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.

Jane is the example of an Instabitch.

by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016

Instacrap

Another term for Instagram.

This steak looks delicious! I'll post it to Instacrap while it gets cold!

by KyleWasteOfSpace August 17, 2016