ilana

the literal sexiest chad ever to exist . i am a certified ilana simp . they make me feel so happy and loved and warm and safe and i don't know what i'd do without them

me: i'm feeling kinda sad
*ilana walks in*
me: *smiles and instantly feels better*

by itskaibitches May 9, 2021

Ilana

Ilana is usually a good girl who is so beautiful u could spot her across the room she is usually Christian with average grades and has the best personality ever, she isn't like any other type of ordinary girl she is hilarious! One word she says with brighten your day.she is also and expert at kissing,one kiss by her and you will drift in your thoughts about kissing her everyday.if she is mad you should mostly leave her alone.she is single sadly Bo are to scared to ask her out there scared she might say no because her beauty is so strong

Wow that Ilana girl is something else.

by KrystalHutch May 17, 2018

Ilana

Noun. An adorable, quirky girl who everyone loves. An ilana can be Jewish because she is quite literally a chosen one. Ilanas can sing like the spice girls or Maria Callas. She has skin softer than a walrus. Although they sometimes miss your mouth, her kisses are to die for. Ilana may be prescribed as an alternative to psychotropic drugs due to her calming and loving qualities. She often loves boys who are nerdy and who really doesn't deserve her. Only one true ilana exists.

Verb. To think for hours about an ilana (N)

Adj. Perfect.

1) I went to the temple's friday night live music event and fell in love with this ilana. You should find one.... oh wait she is one of a kind.

2) The only excuse any teacher would accept for why you do not have a paper in on time is if you ilana all night.

3) That ilana is so ilana.

by Pink Walrus January 11, 2011

Iohannis

A piece of furniture that moves and is capable of talking. An object incompatible with the position it holds.

You are quieter than an iohannis

by sugaring June 13, 2018

dirty iliana

Oouu she tight af. Got that ass, everything to make a guy scream her name. Give her some attention, don’t let her get quiet, once she is comfortable it’s over with.

Dirty Iliana know what she doing, got that good stuff Yk!

by Tiffany hunty June 6, 2019

Ileani

Ileani is a beautiful,curly haired,random,outgoing but funny at times,isnt really organized and is all over the place without order ..likes to party and meet new people has lots of friends etc.

She usually has a lot of guys that want her, fall for sweet guys who are polite and respectful but has trouble finding the "one love".

Dam i shud of stayed with Ileani

by Ileani November 30, 2011

Iliana

A woman who is tough on the outside, but soft and gooey on the inside. She's sweet as peaches, and hotter than all your moms combined. She's sassy, smoking, sexy and incredibly gorgeous. You have no choice but to fall in love with her, sooner or later. Also has a nice and comfortable bosom.

One minute she was calm and demure, then the next she was all Iliana! Like Hulk.

by raiden y. January 23, 2014