hurvitz

A hurvitz is a middle-aged guy who sucks up to younger people in a lame attempt to appear cool.

alt: A guy suffering from a mid-life crisis who dates young girls to make himself feel better.

It was obvious that he was a hurvitz when he wore white socks and a fanny pack to the rave.

by Hadji April 24, 2006

Hornithologist

Once dedication to hornithology has been attained and you have proven to be an expert in such a field, you are now a full blown hornithologist

I've spent the last 30 years of my life studying hornithology, I must be a hornithologist by now.

by HRabbit December 6, 2016

Hornitis

Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.

"Damn bruh i got a bad case of Hornitis"

"the hell man stay away ion wanna catch yo disease"

by Disease Whisperer August 29, 2020

Hornito

A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.

Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.

by Bootyniggademolisher October 17, 2022

hurwitz

to get blacked out drunk to the point of not remembering anything that happened the night before. Often the forgotten behavior is inappropriate.

"I got hurwitz drunk last night and I have no idea what happened! or why there's a chicken in my room."

by balemoon April 6, 2013

hunits

Tyga's slang for 'hundreds' as in hundred dollar bills of American currency. Lyrics that reside towards the end of the highlighting track titled 'Rack City' by the artist.

'Throwin' hunits, hunits" -Rack City

by th1nkdifferent December 11, 2012

hornito

A small phallic object used to push things.

Although he was too lazy to reach the remote. Don was seated just close enough so that he could change the channel with his hornito.

by chezmaster99 December 29, 2010