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Used to explain when someone is extremely horny, to the point where that word does not describe their ailment correctly. Usually used in combination with cheek fetishes.
Wow, seeing his cheeks flapping in the wind made me go from horny to maximum Hürni! I wish I could squeeze them.
Hürni by CheekSqueezer June 14, 2018
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keep it a hunnit(hundred)

to be just straight foward honest with some one
Yo what happened last night, man iimma keep it a hunnit(hundred) with you i slept with your girl.
an oblivious, unco-ordinated series of events randomly taking place spontaneously for no particular reason
Oh man, that talking aligator was so harnit!
Harnit by Inthe313 April 21, 2011
Slang spelling for 'Hundred'.
Man 1:How much you pay for that watch?
Man 2:Oh,about two hunnit
hunnit by Dictionary Hole May 10, 2006
1. Slang: An amount of currency comprised of 10, 10, 10, 20's and them 50's. The amount of USD which comprises 1 standard hunnit is known only to the rap artist Tyga, although scientist have run extensive amounts of simulations to calculate the exact value.

2. Slang: Any projectile object, typically referring to a projectile thrown in strip clubs or any object thrown and/or launched in Rack City.

3. Urban Legend: Starting as a regional inside joke and later confirmed to be true, hunnits are a style of sunglasses. It is not the price or brand of the glasses that make them hunnits, but rather their shape and tint that makes them hunnits. Originally, one high school boy at a Tyga concert found and kept sunglasses found from off of the ground, seemingly tossed from the stage. These glasses were confirmed to have been hurled from the stage by rap artist Tyga. Tyga later confirmed the rumors spiraling about hunnits, see the Rack City video for proof and examples of hunnits.
1. Guy: Damn son! How much them shoes cost you?

Tyga: A hunnit.

Guy: Come on man you can tell me, I'm not a booster or

anything.

Tyga: Alright, they costed 'bout two hunnit.

Guy: ........ Well, it don't matter how much those costed

you those are fly.

2. Father: You hear about that hunnit launch on the news?

Son: Yeah, I heard it'll be the first to bring human life

life and resources to Mars.

3. Mother: *covers son's eyes* Look away Johnny, there's

a naked homeless guy on the corner throwing

feces and garbage at everyone.

Johnny: He's not naked, he's wearing hunnits and

throwing hunnits.
hunnits by DazedDawg November 9, 2012

herniture 

A piece of herniture is a girlfriend who has moved her entire existence into a dorm room or apartment to the point where she is regarded as a permanent fixture
"Dude, you have to either throw away your herniture or make it pay rent"
herniture by johnny challenger January 10, 2010