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one who is repeatedly flaunted in their desire to go out dancing by other committments.
I got hurwitzed last night when I could have been out with my friends. Such a downer!
hurwitz by mn4life May 14, 2006
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lily hurwitz 

“That lily Hurwitz is a fag
lily hurwitz by Atejdbwlmd October 21, 2019
A hurvitz is a middle-aged guy who sucks up to younger people in a lame attempt to appear cool.

alt: A guy suffering from a mid-life crisis who dates young girls to make himself feel better.
It was obvious that he was a hurvitz when he wore white socks and a fanny pack to the rave.
hurvitz by Hadji April 24, 2006

Horwitzer 

An all male threesome, when one man gives another significantly older man a blowjob while a third significantly older man eats a Hostess Twinkie out of his ass.
I thought our buddy was just volunteering at the old folk’s home, turns out he was involved in a sick Horwitzer party.

I was just 29 when the two 70 year olds showed me how to be in the middle of a Horwitzer for the first time.
Horwitzer by Heman2020 August 21, 2011

Jake Herwitz 

A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.
Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"
Jake Herwitz by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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