hurvitz 

A hurvitz is a middle-aged guy who sucks up to younger people in a lame attempt to appear cool.

alt: A guy suffering from a mid-life crisis who dates young girls to make himself feel better.

It was obvious that he was a hurvitz when he wore white socks and a fanny pack to the rave.

hurvitz by Hadji April 24, 2006

richard horvitz 

How do not know who this legend is he is the voice actor for moxxie from helluvaboss or invader zim also kaos from the sky landers nexflix series etc

Guy 1: hey that character sounds like invader zim
Guy 2: that character is probably voiced by Richard Horvitz

richard horvitz by Some (random) Dude October 4, 2022

hurwitz 

to get blacked out drunk to the point of not remembering anything that happened the night before. Often the forgotten behavior is inappropriate.

"I got hurwitz drunk last night and I have no idea what happened! or why there's a chicken in my room."

hurwitz by balemoon April 6, 2013

hurwitz 

one who is repeatedly flaunted in their desire to go out dancing by other committments.

I got hurwitzed last night when I could have been out with my friends. Such a downer!

hurwitz by mn4life May 14, 2006

Horvitz 

A woman who jokes about their traumatic past instead of getting a therapist.

Stop being such a horvitz...no seriously bro you need help.

Horvitz by PussyeatingCunt February 29, 2024

lily hurwitz 

A retard

“That lily Hurwitz is a fag”

lily hurwitz by Atejdbwlmd October 21, 2019