hissters

Two female cats that live in the same house but can't stand each other.

Mudgie and Hubie were hissters because they fought constantly .

by J.H. Surgery October 3, 2016

Hasslehogg

A hassel-hogg is a man that plays football (specifically a linemen). He goes crazy on the field and talks trash to other opponents. Hassle-hoggs love to eat their other opponents also. The hassle hogg of the year is Joseph Norcia.

The Hasslehogg loves football.

by Christ0e November 28, 2018

Hisle

noun
(haɪ'sʊl)

An old, bald and —as if that's not depressing enough— Jewish male whose primary defense mechanisms against constant embarrassment are self-deprecation and the liberal use of anti-semitic humor.

"Hey, I just saw a hisle in front of the deli warning children about wooden nickels."

by LessJewThanYou May 21, 2019

High hassle

A very annoying problem

Joey: "They're out of Big Macs at McDonalds!"
Britney: "Nuggets too
Isaiah: "That's such a high hassle bruh"

by Snapplecap68 June 30, 2015

Hassle the Hoff

A term used when David Hasslehoff, one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes David Hasslehoff angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. Unfortunately, Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.

Yo, man, you don't HASSLE THE HOFF!

by Super_Darky_Malarky September 20, 2009

Jaden Hossler

The hottest person to ever walk Earth. Who is married to me

Oh my gosh Jaden Hossler is my new husband

by annabardeen May 25, 2020

Adolf Hissler

A term used to describe black and white cats that have a small black patch under their nose, resembling the patch of hair under that of Adolf Hitler, however they do not have anything in else in common with him. The term "Hissler" is a play on words of "Hitler", with "Hiss" being put in place of the beginning. This is a reference to the hissing sound a cat makes when angry, which coincidentally, Hitler often was. (Or at least he sounded like it since he did a great deal of shouting.)

you're cat looks familiar

Yeah, he's a feline Adolf Hissler

by SweetCanadianSyrup June 23, 2016