The Dirty Hern

After eating Mediterranean takeout, you squirt Pepto Bismol in your bunghole, all while listening to Kenny G and ironing your Kahkis for your internship.

I don’t have time for the Dirty Hern, I have a Zoom meeting at 9.

by Tank Calhoun October 29, 2020

wee hern

A good friend. He's scary but can be trusted. He's really playful but responsible at the same time. He'll have your back if you have his. He curses alot tho. Plays COD alot too

Weehern is a great friend.
Do you know Wee Hern?

Ofc I do

by MikaOneeSama October 22, 2020

Yi hern

from my experience in china I knew a yi hern and he's an idiot he thinks hes cool and hes really not, he thinks he is rich, he has anger management issues and pretends to be poor and think he can do 7 kilometres in 7 minutes like bruh you fell over trying to get to your car for work.
He's 22 and still watches teen titans go

Yi hern is a great person "sarcastic".

by MemesRdreamz November 25, 2019

Herns Tik Man

They guy that does a Fortnite dance when Mr. Funny Bones trap remix comes on

Herns Tik Man is an accidental genius

by RoseRed669 January 20, 2023

Doctor hern

A bold man with inf power

Doctor hern gave me an exclusion

by KAIBO September 28, 2021

Skylar Hern

The worst mc player to ever exist in the cranberry smp hosted by TheRealSuace
how had Aj Anderson who was the best Goatnoob10 potatoman262 and more

you know skylar hern
yea he sucks at minecraft

by DavePolish121 February 13, 2021

Hern

Someone or something that is both weird and an idiot

Example #1:

Person #1- I would lowkey hu with my math teacher

Person #2- Nah don’t be a hern

Example #2

Person #1-*falls down the stairs but in a funny way*
Person #2-Dudeeee I’m literally herning

by loverofnutella&men September 20, 2021