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root-heister

(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.
Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.
by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022
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Helistic

When something is absolutely crazy.
Also a name for a song by sks2002.
That new prodigy track was absolutely Helistic.
by sks2002 May 28, 2018
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Pro-life heist

Someone who claims to be pro-life (anti-abortion) then murders someone connected to abortion. Girl getting the procedure, doctor performing the procedure, bombing an abortion clinic, etc.
Morgan Harrison, a well known anti-abortion advocate, is on trial for murdering doctor Neil Specter; a renowned doctor who runs the local abortion clinic. This is a clear cut case of a pro-life heist.
by Punk Rodgers June 8, 2009
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herpist

1. intolerance or disgust of another person with herpes.
2. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences remain between people with or without herpes
Anita was really saying rude things about Carolyn's cold sore; she can be such a herpist.

Donna Martin's herpes flare angered a group of herpists at West Beverly High School, because they didn't want to share the buffet with her.
by Coco212 March 10, 2008
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heistmen

heisty heisters that will heist any house you want.
To steal and ransack someone’s house
El Yuri: i sent my heistmen to joeys house, that fucker hasn’t paid me debts

El Deez: those heisty heisters are going to heist joey?
by OGpoopdealer April 9, 2021
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Newbie Heister

Person 1: What is a newbie heister
Person 2: I dont really know, what is it?
Person 3: Its your mom lolz
by NoMik September 25, 2023
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