Hemroid

A person who is a pain in the ass.

Bill: Mark can be such a douche.
Steve: Yea, that kid is such a hemroid.

by Echo5mike November 6, 2013

Kimy Hemroids

It's a disease where the symptoms includes an old man coming up to you and tickling your asshole or an old man breaking into your house and tickling you, only affects white people

My friend Kimy got Kimy Hemroids

by Doctor Trayoures August 4, 2021

hemroids

little pimples stuck in your ass.... and no matter how hard you may push... or even lick .... those little buggers stick to you like a fly on shit!!!

the woman became so angry after her monkey raped her she screamed so loud i think she popped a hemroid! what a mess!

by P.MS July 22, 2003

hemmroids

speed bumps for gay guys

Slow down Mikey! Your going too fast over my hemmroids!

by Jesse Dixon May 14, 2006

Hemroid hunter

The act of having anal sex in order to pop painful burning hemroids.

Person 1: Honey I have some really painful hemroids...
Person 2: Well then I will be your Hemroid Hunter today baby!!!

by bordman24 September 13, 2010

hemroids

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess

by dick August 2, 2003

Hemeroid Hitman

A term used to describe the pounding of the ass and roids of one homo by another homo causing death to the first homo's hemoroids.

Eric is a contract "hemeroid Hitman".

Eric assinated Raul's hemeroids last night

by TBAG321 February 15, 2009