Hanoi hotel

Refers to the torture prison in North Vietnam where foreign combatants captured fighting against the Communists were held.

Johnny hasn't been the same since he checked out of the Hanoi hotel.

by Horace Soars August 22, 2008

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Hanoi Plumber

When a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her asshole. The man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. Once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a shit) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.

I gave my wife a "Hanoi Plumber" yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.

by the "R" February 19, 2010

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HaNoi

1. capital of Vietnam

2. a person who is too deep into Vietnamese culture

A: "You are so HaNoi, man"

B: "What do you think about pho-tai-sach-bo-vien at the Pho-something restaurant lately? It got a bit more salty."

A: ".... god..."

by theFirstAlibaba February 17, 2008

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Harnois

To be mildly handsome and extremely sexual at times. He cannot be read... at all. He has no emotions. He sucks balls. Or it. Squish.

You are extremely Harnois. No joke.

by Elron McKitty February 6, 2010

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Hanoi Handjob

A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.

After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

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