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Grating

Something that's nagging and then builds up inside and eventually turns into an annoyance.
"I know something you don't know!"

... (Conversation carries on and the 'something' still hasn't been told)

"Please just tell me! It's grating on me now!"
by a-benni December 27, 2011
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Growing a tail

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.
After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.
by mateo r February 11, 2008
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growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.
by BlastFamous July 6, 2009
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Grothing

To excrete faecses while ejaculating
David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."
by Grothstalker September 29, 2012
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grouting

When a young male finishes in his hand and uses his splooge to fill all the wrinkles on a GILF's face.
Bjorn was adventurous in the tile industry and became bored one day during his lunch break. He went to his friend Nemo's house where his grandmother was sleeping and decided to play with himself. Bjorn finished in his hand and found himself (grouting) Nemo's GILF of a grandmother while she was sleeping.
by dock & launch August 16, 2013
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Growing Antlers

Phrase means horny, as antlers are a type of horn. Sexually aroused.
I hope Julie's off her period by the weekend. I haven't gotten muff all week and I'm growing antlers just thinking about it.
by Dragonspisces July 1, 2018
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growing up

it sucks to grow up, but everybody does.... and we're still fighting it.
by Melvin November 6, 2004
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