Grot

noun: Trash, garbage, or filth.

British slang.

noun: Alternative to hench or "physically endowed to a threatening level"

The second definition is used extensively around manchester and lancashire and is the alternative to "bench"

"Don't mess with Saxon, he's a fucking grot"
"Saxon is grotty as fuck"

by RossendaleKen September 1, 2012

grot

a vagina which is ready to be eaten

after eating her swollen grot i entered her

by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

Grot

A little gross, a little bit hot. Someone who is arguably gross at times but can also be hot too. Bad boy. Greasy but sexy.

Collin farrel can be so hot but sometimes he's also kinda grot. Did you see that carnie? he was almost hot but he was so scuzzy that he's actually grot.

by BCE_MN November 22, 2006

grot

great, usually used sarcastically.

"oh grot." meaning "you're a total fuckface, you wrecked my car."

by lauren August 30, 2003

Grot

Male version of queef. To expel small pockets of air from the penis.

I was having a wank but my flow was interrupted suddenly when I made an amazingly painful grot.

by Ckey1980 October 4, 2008

Grot

A green shot

Hey Rachel, take this grot!

by hwrm1123 April 27, 2022

Grot

Josiah

"Josiah is actual grot wtf"

by Edgymc July 18, 2022