gravity 

keeps u on the ground

Riely Moment: Gravity

gravity by mmmmmmmm, chicken! September 6, 2011

gravity 

the natural tendency towards a depression

Fat people tend to suffer harder under the effects of gravity than thin people.

gravity by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

Gravity 

1.) Bullshit

2.) A fat person's worst enemy

1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*

2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"

Gravity by Jizzy Jan December 25, 2009

Gravity 

To Hold it Down. Keep strong.

Phone Conversation: Aight man, good talkin to ya, gravity

Gravity by N. Brown May 6, 2005

Gravity 

What keeps your feet on the ground. Turns off when drunk or tired.

Shit I can't walk!
Oh don't you know gravity turns off when you're drunk!

Gravity by lmfaoemogirl August 3, 2011

gravity 

A Bong that floats with you after its usage

yo! yea hold on. I gotta hit the gravity first Dude.

gravity by johnny fed December 3, 2006

Gravity 

A Physical force that keeps objects of a certain mass from leaving the Earth's surface. Gravity was created explicitly for the purpose of high school students dropping whole watermelons onto the pavement below while on top of the high school, and possibly hitting a teachers car for bonus points.

The pull of gravity was so strong that the watermelon exploded on impact upon hitting the target reticule painted on the 1995 Pontiac.

Gravity by M2012 August 6, 2010