scratch golfer

A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.

Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."

by Matt Wortsman May 19, 2008

goofery

Goofery is the property of being goofy. Alt. a collection of goofy acts usually attributed to a goof.

The freshmens' goofery so affronted the visiting parents that no allowance was given for a month.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

golfer's tan

the tan lines left by a golf glove, shorts, golf shoes, and golf polo.

Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.

by PeanutButter0910 July 15, 2007

goofer dust

Graveyard dirt, a powerful ingredient in hoodoo conjures, charms and mojo.

If you want someone to go away, sprinkle goofer dust in their footprints

by Dr. Badwrench June 27, 2006

Golfer

A girl/woman who squeezes their arms together which causes their boobs push against each other and cause more cleavage to show. This results in them look like they're golfing.

"At the pool party grace was totally being a golfer."

by kdlookinass July 2, 2017

Goofer

Someone that’s so funny everyone you look at them you burst out laughing. Every move they seem to make makes you laugh.

Omg look at that guy he’s just a goofer

by Deepfried69 September 29, 2020

gorfect

a conbination of gorgeous and perfect

another definition would be Kaitlyn Elizabeth

Kaitlyn Elizabeth is not
perfect
gorgeous
but gorfect!

by Joel Andrew February 24, 2009