2 definitions by Matt Wortsman

A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.
Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."
by Matt Wortsman May 19, 2008
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USA olympic track athlete that holds the American record for the 5000m with a time of 12:58. that is 4:10 per mile which is pretty damn fast.
damn bob kennedy's fast, he beat all the black guys!!!
by Matt Wortsman March 20, 2007
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