Goldie

To act retarded for sake of empathy

Omg that kid was sucha Goldie

by hier6 May 24, 2011

Goldy

1. When a tradies white arse, singlet & sock tan marks are spray tanned.

2. That sexy roof plumber who takes a long time to come/cum, but is reliable, generous & guaranteed to make you gag. Is more kink than vanilla.

Is that Goldy coming over or what?

You want me to what!? Do the goldy

by Kitten Kong April 20, 2018

goldie oldie

Short for golden oldies. It is something that is old, but really good still. Classic, if you will.

Andrea: Have you heard the song, "Boogie Shoes?"
Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!

by RibosomesMaster March 13, 2011

Oldie but a goldie

Something that is old or a tradition, but is still valued or golden. A classic.

Golfer #1: Hey have you ever played St. Andrews old course?

Golfer #2: Ugh, no I wish. It's an oldie but a goldie.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother May 27, 2014

Goldie Spawn

Goldie Hawn's daughter AKA Kate Hudson

Have you seen "Almost Famous"? I'ts a Cameron Crowe movie with Goldie Spawn.

by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

Goldie Locks

Nickname for A person with extremely long blonde hair.

Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2017

Sean Goldie

A fire-breathing T-Rex that has really buff muscles and a wonderfully attractive personality. His penis is twelve million pounds and needs 1000 people to carry it. A Sean is worshipped worldwide by intelligent beings from all planets. He invented the television, the car, the spaceship, and the cheeseburger. He is forever the Earth's god, and should be treated as such.

Dude, I pray to Sean Goldie every day so that he will spare my soul.

by Taso Tasoson November 18, 2009