Buttwheat's definitions

French Dip

The act of swaping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your boyfriend/girlfriend. Try french dip w/side of au jus where you use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon for an extra nicotine buzz.

After meeting Mary Jo at the local smoke smoke shop where she bought a pouch of "Chattanooga Chew", Johnny invited Mary Jo to his hay loft for a french dip. Mary Jo responded with "Can I have extra au jus on the side"?

by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

Goldie Spawn

Goldie Hawn's daughter AKA Kate Hudson

Have you seen "Almost Famous"? I'ts a Cameron Crowe movie with Goldie Spawn.

by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

french dip w/au jus on the side

After swapping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your sex partner, You use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon.

Hey Bobbie Anne, you ever had a french dip w/au jus on the side? Not only I got a nice tabaccy buzz, I had a down right dirty orgasm.

by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

french toast

First you pre-heat your steam iron to the highest setting. Wisk 1 large egg in liquid measuring cup. Add 1 tsp of vanilla extract, and 2 Tbsp of bread crumbs. Tilt your head upwards and pour egg mixture into your mouth, but do not swallow. While maintaining you head in tilted position, hold pre-heated iron above your mouth and touch your tongue to the hot surface of the iron for at least 6 seconds. Cool off tongue with maple syrup and whipped cream, and viola, french toast.

Johnny, why are you talking so funny? Johnny- "I bur my ung makin fren oas". Translator- He said he burnt his tongue making french toast.

by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

Kate Hudson

Famous actress and daughter of actress Goldie Hawn, also known as Goldie Spawn.

I think Kate Hudson looked hot smoking a cigarette in "The Skeleton Key".

by Buttwheat August 19, 2009