Gonkers

Saying "Gonked" also works for this, it means to get drunk.

Luke: Man, Xavier got gonkers again
Brody: Goddammit
Xavier: Hehehe, gonked

by Drippy--Water June 14, 2022

goiter

a little more cushion for the pushin' on the neck. frequents bass players who quit bands and then have nothing to do for awhile. so they work at hardware stores and accumulate the neck mass. but no matter how big the goiter gets, we still love them forever.

"Did you just see him?"
"Yeah. Looks like he's got a goiter.Gross."
"Good. More goiter love for me."

by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

tickle her goiter

A term a male uses for a female performing oral sex on him. See goiter.

Adam told Cindy he wants to tickle her goiter.

by Jilina September 25, 2005

goider

Goider is not so much as having many chins, but having one big-assed fuckin bullfrog lump growing around one's neck. Don Vito is a perfect example.

Look at Don's goider jiggle when he shakes his head!

by s3v3n April 8, 2008

goiter love

A forbidden lust to have sex with the goiter (neck mass on a person with chronic hypothyroidism or iodine deficiency).

Kevin had goiter love, so when he titty fucked his girlfriend, he pretended her tits were two massive goiters.

by mayfield 21 January 13, 2009

gooker

A particularily bad professional wrestling gimmick, similar to that of the Gobbledy Gooker, which was the gimmick given to Eddie Guerrero's brother Hector. The Gooker wore a full-body turkey suit and once danced with Mean Gene Okerlund at Survivor Series

The Boogeyman is a total gooker.

by Mr Gentleman December 6, 2006

goiter

A disease caused by IODINE deficiency! Iodine is NOT a vitamin. It is an element found in salt and seawater. Dumbass.

by haha April 23, 2003