glonous

Defined by a having a significant amount of glone, such as the history and cultual of China

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.

by 2.2 January 21, 2009

Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

by Glonk.rotter August 30, 2018

glondoor

If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.

I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

glynnster

When you go for a shit but you miss the toilet.

I did a big glynnster last night

by Jizzy ears February 4, 2014

Glong

The sticky residue left behind after failing in removing a sticker. Often seen as whitish in color, but with time it is common to turn more brownish and also loses its stickiness.

Person one: What happened to the sticker I put on your mirror?

Person two: I took it off. I'm just glad it didn't leave any glong behind. If it had I would have been pissed. That shit takes forever to come off.

by Lyston879 September 19, 2009

glynda

Juicy awesome and a down ass ninjette

Man that chick glynda is awesome

by queen bee31 November 14, 2013

glynn academy

An extremely run down shit hole excuse for a high school in southeastern Georgia. A problem would be solved if the whole place were just demolished and a new school built in a safer area, but the idiot alumni insist on continuing to restore it no matter how much of the tax payer's money they waste.

Jan: "So Kelly, I heard you go to school at glynn academy."
Kelly: "Yes unfortunatley with a bunch of stuck up jerks and what not."

by seasons21 March 8, 2010