Forest Gumpkin

Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.

Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.

by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011

Glumpkie

The act of licking someone else's butthole while they are shingling a roof.

"I gave my boyfriend a glumpkie the other day! It seemed like it was really dangerous and offensive to the neighbors..."

by Chronitrontrontron October 27, 2011

glumkin

When one recieves fellatio from a hooker whilst using a condom.

When your best friend gets a little too smashed and orders a blowjob from a hooker but decides to be safe and uses a condom. That is a glumkin.

by nikph August 5, 2008

glumkin

when you pay someone (i.e. a hooker) to give you a blowjob with a condom on

Hooker: wat would you like tonight?
Jimbo: i'll have a glumkin

by young sloane August 17, 2008

glumphing

V. When your belt dips above or below the button of your pants.

When bob did not tighten his belt, he was glumphing all day.

by Ianonymouspseudonymname August 30, 2013

Gumpkin

The act of performing oral sex whilst secreting waste from the anal orifice. The cousin of the more commonly known blumpkin.

"If you don't eat my shit, i'm gonna give you a gumpkin.'

by Pat & Anthony October 23, 2009

Grumpkin

The seam-like ridge of skin that appears on the scrotum of male animals.

Man, those bikes shorts totally chafed my grumpkin.

by Evil Scott December 19, 2008