Gordano

A bent school for bent children. Everyone who lives in Portishead goes there. Put your child here if you want them to think they are hard.

“lol they think they’re ard”
“yea they’re from Gordano”

by gordanoisbent May 27, 2019

al giordano

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017

Gordan

A generally sensible person who can become out of control when drunk.

Did you see how he turned into a GordAn when he finished that case of beer? He even started throwing empties at the bar people.

by wickedpike24 March 31, 2009

Giordano

The Italian form of the name Jordan, the Giordano has its roots in "Yarden," the Hebrew name of the Jordan river flowing between the countries of Jordan and Israel. Derived from yarad, meaning "descend" or "flow down.

descending peacefully from heaven, Giordano; like a flowing river.

by MetagamePro September 9, 2018

Giordanna

A Giordanna is a literal angel on earth!
Giordanna's have the softest yet strongest hearts and their presence is a blessing to everyone who appreciates them 🌕 but they also don't take shit from anyone!

Brian: dude what kind of girl do you think is just perfect?
Michael: Bro I love myself a Giordanna! Both light and dark and just perfect 🥰

by Your_darkness November 23, 2021

Gordan Ramsme

A gag joke in which you replace the chefs name Gordan Ramsey to Gordan Ramsme as a sex joke.

"My favorite chef is Gordan Ramsme."
"You mean Gordan Ramsey?"
"Nope, Gordan Rams-me. He never fails to give me that vannilla drizzle with that nut in all the right places. Oh, Ramsme is so good at doin' it right! Yum yum!"

by PointingatmyBALLZ February 15, 2023

Gordanism

A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”

“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”

by Gordanism Preacher February 11, 2021