gaff

"gaff" is an irish slang word for "house", its also used across Scotland and parts of England and Wales

dave - " come on over to my gaff, we can watch a film or something "

kevin - " ok, but dont try and touch me "

by Emperor Bubba April 19, 2005

gaffle

to steal

Crackhead bitch gaffled my wallet while I was in the bathroom.

by Loremaster September 17, 2002

gaffa

the team boss, the guy in charge of a crew

....don't know bout that mate, go see the gaffa, he'll know

by gball April 27, 2006

Gaffer scam

a term used when someone invites people to a gathering but in the end he backs out leaving the invited people in rage

ahmed invited 5 people for having a chat in the park but in the end he himself didnt show up leaving the other 5 people in rage. gaffer scam kardiya

by Slayer234 May 19, 2021

Goffyism

Describes a particular philosophical way of thinking, which involves striving to achieve human enlightenment through "M.M. Optimization"

1: "Goffyism is stupid"
2: "Yeah, but at least they Goffyists are having fun!"

by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

Gaffox

When a Fox News commentato­r "accidenta­lly" tells the truth. A variation of "gaffe", as when a politician accidental­ly tells the truth.

When Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday asked GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, "Are you a flake?", it was really a rhetorical question, i.e., a statement in the form of a question. Wallace was hastily forced to apologize for his "gaffox".

by WisconsinWordsmith2 June 29, 2011

wreck the gaff

In Dublin slang it means a night of mayhem. Gaff means house, therefore by the end of the night of drinking/taking drugs/ talking rubbish to people you don't know, the house or flat will have been destroyed. You must say it in a grating working class Dublin accent for full effect. Since Dublin clubs close ridiculously early, people are forced to gather in someone's house or flat (often someone they don't know at all but that's not important) and drink and take drugs until a) everything is gone b) they pass out or sometimes c) wait until the off licences open the next day so they can start wrecking the gaff even more.

It was a great night, we wrecked the gaff.

We went to some bird's house in Tallaght, totally wrecked the gaff.
Come over, we're gonna wreck the gaff!

by Lastika May 14, 2010