Fwap

The act of hitting someone in the face with your penis. Derived from the sound it makes.

Woman: I won't be able to make it to your party tonight.
Man: *FWAP*
Woman:I do belive you hit me with your penis.
Man: Yes, I do belive I did.

by Ninja Fight September 26, 2006

Fwah Fwah

The act of reaching down your pants, grabbing a handful of pubic hair, pulling it out, and throwing it around with a "flicking motion" while saying "fwah fwah."

I threw my fwah fwah all over his face!

-or-

That bastard just fwah fwahed on me!

by A_Fwah_Fwah November 15, 2009

fwappa

The sound produced when u smack a bitch in the face with your penis. Usually after receiving oral sex.

Bob fwapped Sally after he jizzed all over her face.

by fire dog July 3, 2004

Fwapper

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is not considered to be as offensive. Use of the word is widespread on www.b3ta.com and may have originated there.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

by The Fwapper December 14, 2008

fwamp

Fwamp is everything in life.. Fwamp is the alpha and the omega. Fwamp is the beginning to the end. Fwamp is life.

How the fwamp are you?
Can I take a look at your fwamp?
Oh fwamp what the fwamp is that?

by Thefwamper May 23, 2017

fwap

to smack incessantly with a fish; the highest form of physical insultation

Mrs. Creasy and Mrs. Pruden are two individuals who most certainly should be fwapped.

by JessIsTheBest December 14, 2004

fwaptacular

The gay way of saying faptacular.

Guy 1:Let me give you all my fwaptacular piccys!
Guy 2:Fwaptacular? I'd rather not.

by Flame060 March 28, 2005