fucktard whisperer 

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

fucktard whisperer by Mama_G February 2, 2017

fucktardia 

State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary

slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia

fucktardia by Ðiego December 7, 2002

fuckuardo 

A method of calling someone a fucker while still embracing multicultural diversity

"Nice driving fuckuardo! Don't they have stop signs in PR?"

fuckuardo by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

fucktard 

A contraction of "fucking retard".

fucking + retard = fucktard

fucktard by cm476 November 7, 2002

Fucktardation

a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.

"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

Fucktardation by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007

Fucktardicle 

A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.

People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.

Fucktardicle by Glitchi February 5, 2010

fucktardcontest 

A competition to see who can be the most fucktarded.

Dave was headbutting the fridge to win the fucktardcontest.

The X factor is a fucktardcontest

fucktardcontest by Dave the man June 30, 2008