Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.
(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)
My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.
Buy a
fucktard whisperer
mug!
That bum you just wanna sink your teeth into. .and make a meal outta it
My friend's new boyfriend has a yummy bummy.
Jamie, show off that yummy bummy in some new, tighter fitting jeans.
