fuckbaiting

A status on a social network that is meant to tell friends that's you're available for sex without coming right out and saying it.

The truly daring will use it as an unironic hashtag.

"Mary just updated Facebook. Says she's, 'Sooooo lonely and cold tonight.'"
"Damn, she's fuckbaiting."

"Taking applications for a #Hercules cuddle-buddy. Bring tacos and margarita mix. I have ice cream! #fuckbaiting"

fuckbaiting by StSeanoftheKnife January 2, 2014

fuckalistic 

The art of going totally ape shit.

Mom: Son I want you to calm down right this instant Mr.
Son: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, before I go fuckalistic on your ass!

fuckalistic by Andrew Jacob December 30, 2004

fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)

1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"

fuckastrated by Spork_damage May 6, 2007

fuckalation 

being badly injured to the worst degree

yo that dude just got fuckalated!

that guy at the bar suffered some serious fuckalation

fuckalation by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005

fuckbeast

Derogatory term for a partner used exclusively for sexual intercourse.

John has no respect for Martha, she is nothing more than a fuckbeast for him on lonely Saturday nights.

fuckbeast by tru@ December 15, 2004

fuckbasket 

(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."

Wow, you really are a fuckbasket!

fuckbasket by CrunkDawg November 3, 2003

fuckblast 

To move noisily or so as to cause damage or interruption. Fuck and blast have undergone blending and thus a new term was coined to describe a violently disturbing annoyance.

I went fuckblasting through that party last night.

fuckblast by Metropolis May 25, 2004