Folderlanche

A form of natural disaster restricted to the progressively more scarce environments in which words are put onto actual paper, and papers are put into actual physical folders. A folderlanche occurs when many such folders are simultaneously dislodged from the shelf or table where they had been precariously stacked, and begin a catastrophic slide that overwhelms all in their path.

Note: A folderlanche should not be confused with the similar but significantly more deadly 'binderlanche'.

Simon was chimping with a Russian Sailor when a freshly-flung turd struck a titanic stack of folders containing all of the former's Barry Manilow porn. The ensuing folderlanche left Big Ivan disfigured, and Simon ginger.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 5, 2015

foldicus

A colloquial alternative for the act of getting folded.

"It was quite unlunganax for young jimmy as he received the foldicus from the school bullies." - AS English Ambassador

by AS English Emissary June 16, 2022

Fold a Fitted Sheet

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.

That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

by Coopdaville1985 June 7, 2018

Real niggas don't fold

They won't snitch on themselves or others

Man I'm not no snitch real niggas don't fold

by OG t money July 28, 2016

fold

1. a term used on tiktok for when you’re falling for someone.

2. giving up and trying to go back to your ex

1. his messages make me smile so much i’m folding

2. bro last night i folded and texted her

by jampuffs April 27, 2022

ben folds

One man who has single handedly changed the face of piano rock by being unique enough to pretty much set the standard.

No one rocks the piano like Ben Folds

by IAmMikesHand February 6, 2004

Fold

To beat someone a$$/to fight/reck

"Let that nigga say sum else Ima fold his ass"

by QueenBrazy July 7, 2017