FMS

Fuck My Shit.
can be used in many ways. As a term of Confusion,Surprise or just to show boredom.

example 1: fms, what are you guys talking about???

example 2: fms that really happened!!! :O

example 3: fms, i'm going to bed -_-

by Godzurra October 1, 2008

FMS

Stands for "fecal management system" in the hospital. It is a tube stuck up the anus of someone in the hospital if they are not capable of asking for a bedpan when they need. Used as something derogatory to call a person you don't like by hospital workers.

"I hate that bitch, she is such a FMS."

by SamanthaEmily February 28, 2008

FMS

'Fraid of Missin' Sumthin'
A condition where one is always on the lookout for the next cool thing, rather than enjoying what one has, because he/she is "afraid of missing something."

Ralph has a serious case of FMS. He's keeps scanning the joint. He can't just chill and have a good time.

by artbabe February 5, 2008

FM

Fm is a simple way of saying foot massage.

Context:Jokes that you find relatively unfunny and dull.

That joke was fm

by sebi10t November 2, 2022

FMS

Fuck My Sobriety

Damn if I only I could hit that Juul to get me out of this shithole of reality, FMS!

by O-Lin-Lin April 18, 2021

FMS

Fuck My Self

**Ignored by fuckboi

"Well, I'll just go fms"

by aramat yard May 7, 2019

fm

stands for FUTURE MEDIA. streaming internet radio stations use this.

the "FM" in WWW.DI.FM stands for future media

by VodkanLemons July 23, 2005