fmss

fart my self sleeping

similar to pmsl (piss my self laughing)

when the natural occurence of passing wind occurs during sleep

Jane: 'Oh my god you should have heard Tom last night in bed. He suffers from really bad fmss

Diane: Yeah my Harry sleeps with his bum sticking out of the bed just in case, every night!

fmss by mcdonaldspd September 26, 2010

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FMSS

Fuck my stupid students

FMSS has a history of having gang members. One in which is the Principal Audrey Chen , known for her blue barricade necklace. Another is mr RABAKZ which is trending on sgtrending IG.. The DM Vincent chia is a bulldog and is known for scolding students for fighting. This school is the breeder of YP and students have been caught distrubuting vape.

'FMSS! I HATE MS AUDREY CHEN !'

FMSS by Mr FMSS August 22, 2021

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cornholio

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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

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