Flart

Compound word for floral and fart. Gay guys flart due to ass douching with floral scented douche. The combination of farting flowers. Floral scented residue lingers in the anal cavity from the scented liquid in the douche bottle therefore producing flarts.

"You can't tell me my shit don't smell like roses, because I flart floral farts."

by Mz. Foxie June 17, 2016

Flart

When you are trying to flirt with the hottest chick/guy around and suddenly you let a huge fart, thus screwing your chances of having a fun night.

Dude, I almost had her till i let a huge flart.

by HybridShadow June 12, 2009

flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting

Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...

by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005

Flarted

When you laugh & fart at the same time - FLARTED

Karen told Rach a joke, they both laughed so hard they farted! Flarted

by Flarty pants May 18, 2018

Flart

You are flirting very well and then accidentally fart. Oh no!

I was talking to Gordon after class, we were really having a nice flirt session, and then I farted!

I guess I let out a real flart

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011

Flart

A floating fart

"Damn it, that weird guy just walked by and flartted. Smells like he shit his pants."

by Snarky48 June 17, 2013