Flabber Jabber

When you've been so exasperated you don't even know what to say about someone anymore, so you pull out the most immature and stupid thing you can in the moment. Mainly used in moments like if someone just stuck the landing from the roof of a three story building to the ground without breaking a bone, or if they're just so good at something you literally can't criticize them for it at all.

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! *mumbles* Flabber jabber... Christ..."

by YoyleKing November 26, 2025

Flabbered

The word flabbered orginated as AAVE on black twitter in 2017, it means surprised or shook. Though not commonly used anymore its arose on tiktok as a second rebirth.

Her makeup so good... Im flabbered. Periodt

by Shaneisha August 31, 2020

Flabber

The thing that most SJW's posses along with bright pink hair with grain mixed in

The SJW had some real flabber.

by fl1nch March 18, 2018

Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female

Fuck you flabber cake

by Super motet November 28, 2020

flabbers

Flabbers are a thing in your mouth that release gas to defend yourself.

Dude are your flabbers gasted?

No

You should go see a doctor

by Crazy Canadian October 15, 2022

flabber-dik

when your sexual partner(s) has extra skin on their dik and it flaps in the wind.

Gorge has a flabber-dik

by ryan ross is dad August 4, 2018

Flabber Jabble

A freak; A weirdo; A crazy person

My teacher is flabber jabble because he likes to pet squirrels.

by e.u.g.e.n.e May 12, 2012