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facetious

pronounced FOO-SEE-SHE-OUS

Describes a closeted black man whom wants to appears straight especially within higher educational setting such as universities and colleges.

Will typically be humorous about himself being straight where it is almost noticeable. Basically he is being facetious about who he is.

It can also be used in the pejorative to insult someone based on their sexuality.
"WHY YOU SO FACE-TI-OUS?"

Person1: hey what's up with cody last night?
person2: yeah, he was really facetious last night
person1: oh, i had no idea
by facetiousman November 22, 2011
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Facetious Suppository

1. A overly sarcastic rubber fist

2. A pill which is'nt particuallry happy about where it's going
The Facetious Suppository said "I'm so glad that you have acute erectile dysfunction becasue your penis smells like lavender"
by urbancuntbag March 7, 2009
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Facetious

treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.
Devin Bailey is facetious.
by ItanaUchiha December 1, 2019
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Facetiousizing

Asking a question kowing the answer will be facetious or responded too with excessive humor.
Boyfriend: Hey should I use a condom?

Girlfriend: I dunno should we have sex?(AGGRESIVELY)
Boyfriend:(thinks wow stop facetiousizing me forreal)
by anonymous May 14, 2021
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Facetious

Pronounced “fah-see-shuss”
this word describes when someone doesn’t take a situation seriously, which ironically is very serious indeed. Not sure if there’s a word for that.
Trying to talk to Jim about serious financial issues is difficult because of his facetious personality. Sara's parents were very angry with her facetious attitude when they scolded her.
by ururmommom March 14, 2022
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facetious

having beautiful face and being funny at the same time. Very rare and should be appreciated!
“Jayde is a very facetious person. She should be on the cover of Vogue!”
by Christopher “Zaddy” Evans September 5, 2023
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facetious fondler

the art of bragging about touching kids
this facetious fondler broke into the school and touched my son!
by george droyd December 11, 2024
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