Saddle-slut

Some one with a profusely big nose and can not keep her legs shut and will suck your wallet dry. Almost like a suck-you-bus but one that puts out to a new guy every night spreading S.T.Ds.

Look out lads here comes a saddle-slut, keep your pants on and your wallets closed.

by urbancuntbag March 07, 2009

Facetious Suppository

1. A overly sarcastic rubber fist

2. A pill which is'nt particuallry happy about where it's going

The Facetious Suppository said "I'm so glad that you have acute erectile dysfunction becasue your penis smells like lavender"

by urbancuntbag March 07, 2009