fartionate

Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.

Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.

by QuacksO May 30, 2019

fartious

FARTIOUS (adjective)

A personal quality or characteristic of an individual who takes great pleasure in an attention getting release of noxious gas.

A FARTIOUS person will often assault others in elevators, buses, crowded cafes or a classrooms making no effort to hide from their responsibility for the assault.

That FARTIOUS S.O.B ruined my sister's wedding party.

by Saybish September 29, 2020

Fartitus

Someone who farts a lot

Lisa, quit being a fartitus

by ElsaaFrat March 15, 2021

Windgardium Fartiosa

This levitation charm is the incantation used by witches and wizards to either fly or levitate by the winds of their anuses. The caster mutters the incantation and points their wand before farting in public and taking to the skies. It is one of the first spells taught to the students of Hogwarts, but it was originally concepted by GilstrapTV as a takeoff from the phrase "Windgardium Leviosa" from which he constructed the idea.

*points wand*

"Windgardium Fartiosa!"

*farts and jumps looking upward*

*prances away*

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023

Fartitude

Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering

Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"

by Beckrocks April 11, 2016

Fartiture

A piece of furniture, that when farted upon, emits an amplified fart noise.

At McDonald's, I farted on my seat...talk about fartiture, you could here that fart across town.

by meisjekb December 21, 2010

FARTIONSHIP

Right before you have to poop you fart intentionally trying your hardest to get all the stink out so you don't stink up your bathroom. (note: this is before you are in the bathroom and your must be sitting down.)

Dude, I just fartionshiped so I wouldn't stink up you're bathroom.

by WittySmitty6969 June 20, 2011