fartitude 

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

fartitude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartitude 

A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.

Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.

fartitude by mr soybot January 24, 2007

Fartitude 

Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering

Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"

Fartitude by Beckrocks April 11, 2016

fartitude 

the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.

Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.

fartitude by fartitudegalfran May 7, 2010

Rectal Fortitude 

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.

The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

Rectal Fortitude by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009

fartitus 

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.

Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!

fartitus by samlap June 26, 2008