fappish

When you're totally in the mood to masturbate, but can't (for whatever reason).

Every time that cute girl comes into the bagel shop ... I get quite fappish.

by ibpms247 January 10, 2013

fapist

someone who continually lies about being raped.

Manchester United reserve player has be released today after it was revealed the alledged victim was a serial FAPIST.

by The original Sweet-a-bix March 10, 2010

fappit

Masturbatory Smartwatch. Similar to Fitbit.

Got a great workout using my Fappit today, says I masturbated for 7 miles.

by urbandicpick April 27, 2016

fappitoe

The fapping of ones toe.

I got tired of masturbating so i decided to fappitoe.

by Are you sure about that? January 26, 2017

Fappiest

The joy and happiness that fapping brings

Shawn was the fappiest person I have ever met

by Lil fap January 5, 2021

fappinthroisis

When you hit a girl on the ass but then you say sorry and then you punch her in the face and she calls you daddy while you doing distraction dance from henry stickmin like a fucking 12 year old.

Andrew Bill David Douglas: While I'm milking some cows in my farm, I want to tell you a story... I caused fappinthroisis since I hit a girl on the ass, said sorry, puched her face, she called me daddy while I was doing distraction dance.
Hillbilly Joe: what the fu-

by datboi101lol March 10, 2021

Faepist.

Faepist - someone who falsely accuses Europeans in stereotypes. Usually by calling them Karen, racists just because they are European, or by guilt-tripping them by launching anti-white propaganda against their ancestors.

My college professor is such a faepist. Why does he hate Europeans so much?

by Brian Nixton June 5, 2023