Deadbeat Farter

A person that farts and doesn’t/won’t claim it, or wanders away without taking responsibility.

“That was awful! Who shit?”
*crickets*
“It was probably the boss. He’s a deadbeat farter.”

by Cloverleaf February 22, 2021

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

Go Fasters

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.

GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE

by desert garbage August 14, 2009

Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.

Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.

by PMax March 12, 2008

faffer

A fussy, indecisive individual, prone to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. In-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote

George emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. What a faffer! At the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.

by Henley January 1, 2009

Faptermath

The loss of horniness that comes after fapping. This normally results in complete disinterest and/or disgust towards the materials used to fap with (ie. porn).

PersonA) Damn, I came so hard last night, but after that I was sickened that I had fapped to granny porn! Why is that?

PersonB) Congratulations! You just experienced faptermath.

by Pey December 15, 2008

Fattervention

Having an intervention specifically for the purpose of telling the food abuser that they are getting fat and need to slim down.

Jenny has really been eating a lot and not going to the gym. As her friends we are responsible for throwing her a fattervention.

Yo ass is geting hella big...We need to have a fattervention

by Adonis Boise March 29, 2010